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Nicole Richie to die in 2044
April 7th, 2006Celebrity Gossip
The LivingTV show Extreme: Skinny Celebrities is reporting that Nicole Richie’s dramatic weight loss will leave her dead at the age of 63. The show reveals that a diet of celery and oxygen can have shocking consequences such as “osteoporosis, hair loss, dental decay, early menopause and heart disease.” Employing “the latest CGI technology,” the picture shows a 45 year-old Richie… wearing a vintage 2006 Versace dress. [source]9 Comments Add a comment
9 Comments to “Nicole Richie to die in 2044”
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markee
Oh shit, she looks like my mom!
What does this mean?
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stamos28
it means you mom should use some female rogain
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britpopbaby
She won’t last that long!! Humans can only survive two weeks without food and water. She should have died in 2004.
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caligopi
thats assuming she is human.
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anney
has anyone noticed that she is wearing less make-up in the future….so apparently weight loss suppresses your desire to put on eye shadow and mascara?
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Anonymous
celery actually has a surprising amount of nutrients.
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Anonymous
Hmm she’s not much different than the 20 year old self!
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killerfield
Fucking hillarious! i wonder if the computer crashed trying to process the featherweight.
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Danielle
oh my fucking god she looks disgusting she needs help quick. i am so fucking tired of her skinny faze the bitch needs a cheesburger!!!!!!!!
