Spears to go Cochrane on Manufacturer

April 19th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

After son Sean Preston’s recent fall that resulted in “minor head trauma,” Britney Spears is considering suing the manufacturer of the high chair from which her 7-month-old plummeted. According to what In Touch Weekly calls a ‘Family insider,’ “The chair’s back broke… She’s going to see if there was a fault in the chair.” The incident resulted in a home visit from the Los Angeles Department of Children and Family Services. [source]

While unconfirmed, word is that Spears is also considering a lawsuit against Apollo, the Greek God of music, claiming that she was unjustly deprived of melodic virtue.

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4 Comments to “Spears to go Cochrane on Manufacturer”

DrDiSaia April 20th, 2006 at 12:21 am

So it’s the high chair that did it? Where’s my aspirin!
Anonymous April 21st, 2006 at 6:11 am

I fail to see the appeal in this ugly bitch.
Anonymous April 22nd, 2006 at 5:27 am

Johnny Cochran died last year…it helps to stay in the know if you run a blog like this…sheesh!
DrDiSaia April 29th, 2006 at 3:18 am

Before she does that she might want to look where it got him….an early death from brain cancer.

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