Paltrow & Holmes Shed Weight, Confidence

May 4th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

After recently giving birth to two beautiful children, it seems that Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes have found a new purpose in life: losing their post pregnancy weight. And in the battle of who has the most fucked up weight loss plan, the VHT gives the nod to Katie Holmes.

According to sources in Britain’s Grazia magazine, “Gwyneth gave up wheat, sugar, caffeine and dairy straight after Moses was born. And she’s also wearing a special girdle designed to pull her waist back into shape.” While Paltrow earned high marks for the girdle, she failed to score in any points in the coveted controlling husband category.

Katie Holmes won the competition for Tom Cruise hiring Sue Fleming of Buff Brides – a company that specializes in fiancée related weight loss. While the average woman would be insulted, Holmes seems proud that her future husband thinks her current weight is unacceptable. Said her trainer, Katie “loves her fiancée and was proud that Tom oversaw this program. He told her he wanted her to be the most beautiful bride ever. She was in tears when he said that.” [source] [source]

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4 Comments to “Paltrow & Holmes Shed Weight, Confidence”

Tommy May 4th, 2006 at 5:25 pm

Oh tommy!!!! you made her cry. I am so sure they were tears of joy.
Anonymous May 4th, 2006 at 5:37 pm

so how much does that VHS cost?
Anonymous May 4th, 2006 at 9:17 pm

I hope Gwyneth isn’t breastfeeding. Although I guess these selfish bitches know that all the nutrition goes to the baby’s milk and it’s the mother who suffers when you diet while breastfeeding. I think it’s disgusting, though. It’s okay to carry a little extra weight while you’re nourishing your child, for fuck’s sake.
Anonymous May 5th, 2006 at 10:17 pm

This is not true.

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