Caution: the following makes fun of a recently deceased man and his grieving daughter.

Aaron Spelling died on Friday after suffering a stroke at the age of 83. Spelling was “the worlds most prolific television producer” and was rumored to have a fortune in the 100’s of millions. He was the first to create a show about high schoolers involving actors in their mid 30’s with receding hairlines. And he was the first to understand that a show about a Christian family (7th Heaven) can be tolerable to watch if you include Jessica Biel in the cast. Yet his most significant contribution to American television would have to be the obligatory inclusion of his ugly daughter Tori in many of his TV shows. A generous man, Spelling also paid for his daughter’s hideously botched breast augmentation.

In spite of the money he invested in his offspring, a rift had grown between the two in recent times. However it appears that Tori was able to patch things up just in the nick of time to collect her inheritance. Speaking with People Magazine Tori revealed, “I’m grateful I recently had the opportunity to reconcile with my father and most grateful we had the chance to tell each other we loved one another before he passed away.” [source]