• OMG, Where Can I Buy One Of Those?

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    June 27th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

    I’m sorry, but I just have to get that crazy half-glove Paris is wearing. In fact, I am going to invest in whatever company makes them, cause I’m sure everyone will be wearing them by the end of the summer

    …In all seriousness though, I must say that she is really creative with hiding whatever sexually transmitted disease is currently on her fingers. [see all the images at egotastic]

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48 Comments to “OMG, Where Can I Buy One Of Those?”

  1. Love the “hiding whatever sexually transmitted disease…” part. Really, shouldn’t someone w/ feminine hands try to pull off this look?

  2. It looks stupid and its stupid.
    But all it takes is someone like her to wear it so all those without self character can follow her.

  3. hahaha yes she is gross! and sad

  4. give her a break she’s just trying to hide her man hands!!!!1

  5. Her jaw bone looks really wide in this picture. Man hands and man face.

  6. lindsay lohan wore them a while back as well. i really hope they dont catch on

  7. i bet her fingers are really nice

  8. I hope she wasn’t sticking them in Ryan Ostler’s mouth! Why the hell is she trying to get more publicity by jumping on him? Does she seriously not know that he can find anybody better than her (and with less STD’s) when he goes on the Bachelor? Paris is such a skanky tramp who just likes to be seen with top celebs! But i’ll watch any movie she makes with Ryan!! And i’ll watch it for the Ryan factor!

  9. http://www.ostlerusa.com
    http://www.thedailyhappy.blogspot.com/ryanostler

  10. that small finger gloves really make her hands look huge.
    LOL :P

  11. do you think Paris is just trying to jump on Ryan Ostler cause she knows that his clothing is tried on first by celebs? is she even considered a celeb? maybe she is trying to cover up an engagement ring? single?? I hope she doesn’t tie the knot with Ryan, IF that’s what she’s hiding. He is so much better than her! she would totally ruin his ostler brand! anybody know when it will be back in stores?

  12. yep. I heard it will be back in stores this fall. And the site is back up too…maybe there will be pics of Ryan and Paris!? it is ostlerusa.com.

  13. Oh please…why would Paris want to date anyone skinnier than her? Ryan of all people should know that the sickly, anorexic look is out! BULK UP! As for the latest Ostler gossip, here it is! Ryan was recently spotted at a Park City hot spot with an attractive…man?! Yes, one of Hollywood’s most “sought after” bachelors has been seen multiple times with one of his new face male models, looking particularly cozy and affectionate with each other. Fact? Or rumor? I’m sure a couple of women out there will be disappointed, but there’s a plethora of men who will be thrilled!

  14. What is all this talk about the Oslter brand? Has anyone been to the website? http://www.ostlerusa.com. When you click on the link to view the clothing, it takes you to some software website. Real impressive!

  15. maybe you should learn to spell…it’s “O S T L E R.” as for the site, i’ve been there. and i have a friend who works for them. it’s just a way for them to divert traffic from the site until it is launched. you might want to read a press release or two. oh, wait. spelling isn’t your forte…remember? don’t we all love people that love to hate? good thing you typed both of those last two comments. come on…three minutes apart?

  16. yep…maybe we should leave that uneducated blog member alone. it sounds like his invention of recent gossip is turned to benefit him…ryan and a guy? please! if you want him, just say it. he wouldn’t touch a guy…too many women choices! and you obviously aren’t talking about the same ryan ostler as everyone else. skinnier than Paris? 6′2″ and a chest that should have been on “Pirates of the Carribean 2″ ! a smoking body… how much were you paid for this type of trash-talking which only comes back around to you? jealous is a better word for it. maybe if thousands of girls wanted you…oh wait…you have no interest in that. good luck being sour about celebs and their life. you’ll get real far! and spending tons of time on blogs behind a computer is really going to help you get the ladies…or in your case, the men! Cheers!

  17. Can’t we all just get along? Why even respond to trash talking like that? You’re just giving whoever wrote it even more of an incentive to talk more trash. Here’s a question…I heard Ryan is Mormon & went on a mission for his church.

  18. he might be mormon. that would be fun to see. i’d like to see him in a white shirt and tie! I think it’s tight when people aren’t afraid to be religious and believe in it. unless it gets to the point of tom cruise and the scientology thing. geez! don’t they go knocking on doors? is that the mormons or jehovah people?

  19. how many celebs actually have their religion exposed? But to answer your question, those are Jehovah witness cult members. Tom cruise, ryan ostler, madonna and a couple others. maybe ryan is into kabala like madonna. not a big interest on the celeb list I guess!

  20. Hey!! I went to the site and it looked really hot to me. It’s sad that we can’t buy the clothes yet tho…it says they’ll be available soon. R the same stores going to be carrying the ostler brand as before?

  21. will it be expensive? anybody know? I hope they don’t make baggy stuff with this new style.

  22. Ya! The site is really sweet, but you have to have a really good computer to pull up everything that goes on! It’s crazy! Tons of music videos and stuff to look at, and I guess it’s not even done. But I didn’t see any baggy clothes. I don’t think Ostler would turn ganster-wear. He’s to much into the surf and skate style to mess with the hood.

  23. what’s with the gossip about some tanning salon worker who took the towel after Ryan had used it and sold it for a ton of cash? that’s psycho!

  24. i guess their out in utah looking for models and have some type of skateboarding tour going on. i heard that Bam margera and tony hawk have asked to skate when they do this tour. sounds like a really dope brand!

  25. i thought Ryan Ostler had a clothing line. All i could see at ostler usa was two womens t-shirts with his logo sewed (or photoshoped) on them. a clothing line means that you actually designed something, not jsut put a logo on a premade shirt.

  26. plushpuppiecasey

    i have a hoodie when they first launched, and it is better than any roxy stuff i’ve ever bought. i’m glad he’s back!

  27. Hi everyone! Does anybody of you got any idea as to the age of Ryan Ostler? Sorry for the question. I just had a friend with similar name wayback 1994. And I came across this blog right after searching his name over the net.

  28. i think he’s like 26 or 27. do you seriously know this guy? or is it like your cousin’s best-friend’s uncle’s fourth step-brother’s friend, like it would be for the rest of us?

  29. Ya. i think he’s 27. he’s hot either way!

  30. holla for the red head hottie!

  31. looks like this ryan guy is the one posting all of the comments about himself trying to get his wanna be clothing line famous. what a loser.

  32. yep. all celebs spend time on computers posting things about themselves. get a clue. you don’t have to like his stuff. just don’t buy it. problem solved. move on.

  33. this is getting old. do you think ryan even cares what we say about him or paris? there to busy to care about these blogs. keep dreamin.

  34. Seriously, we were just email friends. But we talk a lot about his dreams. And I believe the same Ryan is being talked about in this Blog. I’ve been searching for his whereabouts since 1997. I lost his email address. I was so happy hearing that he owns a clothing line. This is what he told me wayback. I was not supposed to buy the thought that he is the same Ostler, but when someone mentioned that he is a mormon, I then realized he told me once that he was a mormon and in fact he was supposed to be on a mission in my country. He was such a good guy. So clever. I hope you can send me any information regarding his whereabouts: send them to buddy20s@yahoo.com. Thanks.

    cindyclash said…
    i think he’s like 26 or 27. do you seriously know this guy? or is it like your cousin’s best-friend’s uncle’s fourth step-brother’s friend, like it would be for the rest of us?

  35. Does anyone know where I can find modeling pictures of Ryan? I’m starting a new line of clothing myself and I’d love to have him model some for me at a show in Park City, but I’d like to see a portfolio before. Does he still model?

  36. he probably wouldn’t want to model his own clothing. that’s kinda lame. he is probably still modeling. can’t help you with tracking him down tho. sorry! :-) you might just try and call his agent or publicist or somebody. maybe someone else can help you track him down. there are a lot of hackers that get celeb info somehow. maybe post a “want ad” somewhere?

  37. ryan really needs a back ground check, he is about as close to the other famous utah nut,Mark Hacking.
    Would Hollywood drive a big purple truck.

  38. LOL! now that was an educated comment. hollywood celebs drive what they want.

  39. Hmmmm, let me see is he celeb, or a big time broker, lawyer, investor, or doctor. Because he has played these in real life. we could list some of the jobs he has had or currently has or has told people he has had, but this would be a little too personal wouldn’t it, I suspect this is either his sister or his brother in cahoots with him shooting off blogs, so lets see if you can tell me where you can find his stuff? Any known stores, how about ANY stores.

  40. ??? what is this random bantering going on? obviously hes made a name for himself. maybe you should accuse his family of owning or being in “cahoots” (nice word, hippy)with everything out there about him. im sure they own all the national and international tabloid companies. and im sure they have nothing better too do with there time.

  41. *******i would hate to be a celebrity and have to see people like you hating on me. wtf? ******

  42. Ryan, seriously, from someone who knows you VERY well, please get help. Quit posting things about yourself- it is pathetic. Move out of your parents basement, get a REAL job, and quit lying. Seriously, this is creppy. You lie and exaggerate so much it’s like Mark Hacking. You’ve been caught in your lies so just quit digging a deeper hole. Please, please, please get help.

  43. Here’s a little more info on Ryan. He may have modeled back in the day…but judging from the lack of evidence (a.k.a. no records of him at A&F, no pictures online, etc) I’m guessing he didn’t. Ryan was married once, but got divorced after his poor wife probably caught him in his lies and couldn’t, or should I say wouldn’t put up with it. He lives in his parents basement, drives an old purple truck, and cruises around his parents neighborhood on a green 4 wheeler. You were never a doctor…you have to go to school for more than 4 years to have a phD. You graduated from Weber State. If what you claim is true, then quit posting lame gossip about “Ryan hooks up with Paris” and post pictures from your modeling days. Have some merchandise on your website & make it something other than a hoodie or tee shirt with an iron-on label. Give it up Ryan. GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE! Quit this…please.

  44. does he spend a lot of time in utah? a big purple truck? green four wheeler? if so, i’ve met him before. the online pics in teh tabloids look like the same ryan i met. he is building a home in my neighborhood but i never new he had a side business. he hasnt mentioned anything to me. i met him at a park a couple months ago when i was helping feed homeless people. i left before we were done serving them. he showed up with a couple big dudes that just looked like friends. they didn’t help at all.

  45. ryan was there helping, but the big guys just sat around.

  46. i knew it! it all makes sense to me now!!!! this is probably random, but my sister got a really nice wedding gift from him. i worked with him at an investment firm last year, but i left. never said anything about being a celeb or owning a clothing line. he just seemed very down to earth. it’s lame i searched for him on the web tho. i heard something about him on the radio, so i searched. if he is a celeb, he is really modest about it.

  47. Did anyone watch the CMA’s? I can’t believe Faith Hill’s reaction! What a sore loser!

  48. Hey Ryan, that last comment was a nice try to get someone to keep blogging about you. What I don’t understand is why you are still trying to be a celeb. Really, get over it…and get over yourself. Please spare us all and not send anymore pictures of yourself into these ‘celeb bloggs’. Your so called clothing line is a joke, and so are you. I just hope that one day you can seek the help that you need for your honesty problem and that people will see you for what you really are. Really until then…give it up.

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