Attention Members of the Kiss Army: get ready to smell like the band you so ridiculously admire. Now you can smell like a mixture of Rogain, Viagra and urinal cake. The band announced yesterday that a his-and-hers KISS fragrances will be available for purchase in October. I’m unaware why anyone would want to smell like Gene Simmons? I guess it’s because he claims to have consensual sex with at least 3 woman a day… though it helps when you are a rock star and can pay $500 an hour for their services. [source]