• Jessica Biel Has Watched "Buns of Steel" Way Too Many Times

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    August 18th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

    I don’t really know what is going on with Jessica Biel’s ass at the premiere of “The Illusionist.” Maybe it’s one of those dreaded ass tumors (and if it is, I feel terribly sorry for making fun of her). [egotastic]

    Speaking of Buttocks, here’s a classic shot of Catherine Zeta-Jones’ ass from Entrapment.

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22 Comments to “Jessica Biel Has Watched "Buns of Steel" Way Too Many Times”

  1. Gah, it looks as if she’s about to sprout feathers out of her butt.

  2. i kind of like it! in fact, i love it!

  3. Dalicious, baby.

  4. Johnnie Walker Black

    It’s obvious why her butt is sticking out so far, her tits are making her bend over forward.

    Her ass is the only thing keeping her from doing a head plant.

    …bottoms up.

  5. I think she needs to use the can. Look at the uncomfortable smile she has.

  6. hate to say it, but that’s not Catherine ZJ’s butt… they used an infamous double for her that was the same gal they used in all the Zorro flicks with her too… sorry…

    Regarding Jessica’s endless buttocks, at least she’s a gorgeous creature who actively seems to take care of herself, and tries not to get too wrapped up in all the media garbage. (minus her stint 10 years ago of “hey, let’s get out of my 7th heaven contract by posing close to nekkid for a men’s magazine)

    I DO agree with the first commentor tho, she may have great stance, poise and show.. but there really should be peacock plumes coming out of that butt

    B

  7. Jessica’s puffy looking ass reminds me of Mrs Wiggins (Mrs. ah-Wiggins is how it was pronounced) the funny character that Carol Burnett played on her show. She was the secretary who kept sharpening her pencils but did not do any work. HA!

  8. I haven’t laughed soo hard in years…..I am ppppeeeing myself.
    The Peacock reference is so rt on. It looks weird… almost like a deformity. Then my sister just came over to see me LMAO and said thet it looks like she’s pregnant out of her butt. I am in Effin hysterics

  9. Is she wearing one of those Fredrick’s of Hollywood padded panties?

  10. Yeah, my mom had “ass padding” panties once, and it looks just like that. It doesn’t look like a natural ass at all. The shape is all wrong…

  11. She just wants someone to penetrate that ass! (No, I’m not kidding.)

  12. Stupid girls. ; )

    High heels, girls. Here’s reason number one thru fifty to invest in some nice heels to wear.

    Your ass will never, I mean never look better. More devine.

    You owe me!

    Otis Rail

  13. Maybe should just had some buttox implants put in?!

  14. It’s “Catherine Zera-Jones’ ARSE” you jackass.

  15. she definitely had her butt done… I saw a pic of her from a few yrs. ago and there’s no way her butt could’ve grown so much in a few yrs.

  16. she definitely had her butt done… I saw a pic of her from a few yrs. ago and there’s no way her butt could’ve grown so much in a few yrs.

  17. she definitely had her butt done… I saw a pic of her from a few yrs. ago and there’s no way her butt could’ve grown so much in a few yrs.

  18. that can’t be real. what kind of ass is that? it looks ridiculous when the rest of her body looks great.

  19. Her butt done? What the hell? Where do they get the stuff for the implant? From her inside her head?

    What the hey, no need for a brain when its better used in the ass.

  20. Maybe she’s pregnant. I had a delicious booty when I was.

  21. what are all of you talking about
    that is the best ass in hollywood!

  22. Most people who make fun of Jessica’s butt got to be flat ass womens, causes most a man’s will agree the that one Perfect Butt.

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