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Jessica Simpson Boob Reference of The Day
August 11th, 2006Celebrity Gossip
According to Tonight Online, Jessica Simpson is going to launch her own line of sexy lingerie…what prompted such an idea? Jessica Simpson’s love for her breasts. Said Simpson: “I have amazing boobs. They’re just perfect. At school, my boobs were bigger than all my friends and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory.”
Ok, I know how this works. About once a week Jessica Simpson intentionally draws attention to her breasts in order to make sure that people still care about her. I think I got about 124 weeks left in me. Once we hit 125 and those things start to seriously sag, she’s no longer Hot Tub worthy. [tonight] [via egotastic]
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13 Comments to “Jessica Simpson Boob Reference of The Day”
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Anonymous
Top photo, right.
How can you put on a shirt with that kind of neck line
and not expect a nipple slip?
It’s getting ridiculous.
How about a montage of Jessica’s nipple slips and and transparent outfits? You can mail it to her, it would make a great Father’s Day card for her creepy dad. -
Kate
Top photo, right.
News flash: They’re already starting to sag.
You can’t have girls that big naturally without said girls slipping toward your waist a bit.
She’d BETTER start a lingerie line to keep those girls suspended in the upright position.
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Johnnie Walker blue
I bet in a couple of years her breasts will actually look better as she will realize the extent of her sagginess and get an infusion silicone, as those melons are all she has.
As a side note, I think she’s feeling lonely now that he ex-hubby, Mr. Lachey found another no brains chicka to marry. So she has to ‘express’ herself.
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Anonymous
I’m sure she will model all lingerie for Papa Joe so he can have final design approval. That’s gross, but it’s the first thing I thought of when I read this. And: ALL boobs sag eventually. And if by some miracle they don’t, they’re gonna look pretty funny standing there all by themselves while everything else has gone to hell.
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Anonymous
She’s turning into Pam Anderson.
Breasts are all I think of when I see these two. -
Anonymous
They use to sag she went and got a brest lift a couple of years ago.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html -
Anonymous
Note: Top right picture, her areola is showing (no nipple but close).
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Anonymous
True, but just another 1/8 of an inch….
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El Homo
I’m gay, I hate tits, fuck you, show more cock outlines and the like.
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Anonymous
More to wrinkle, more to crinkle and more to tuck into your belt.
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Anonymous
I’ve got an idea! Lets keep the boobs and send the vapid no talent air-head that they’re attached to back home to under the pile of hog-doo she came from.
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Anonymous
Ladies and Gents,
Give it up for
JESSICA SIMPSON AND HER BREASTS!!!!! -
Matthew
Hottie !!!
