• Heather Mills Earns $750 Mil. In Just 4 years

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    May 17th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

    It appears that former Beatle Paul McCartney and his wife Heather Mills are set to divorce. The ex-couple released a the following statement. “Having tried exceptionally hard to make our relationship work given the daily pressures surrounding us, it is with sadness that we have decided to go our separate ways.” McCartney and Mills never signed a prenuptial agreement… and being the McCartney is worth an estimated 1.5 billion dollars, it seems that Mills will have earned a yearly marriage salary of $375 million for her time. [source]

    The projected financial loss begs that question: what was Paul thinking marring her without a prenup? She must be very persuasive. Being that she is not even attractive, my guess is that she is amazing in bed… really, really amazing.

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6 Comments to “Heather Mills Earns $750 Mil. In Just 4 years”

  1. She’s not attractive? Have you even SEEN the average person? Trust me. She’s attractive.

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  3. a comment on the paul mcartney story. As Paul didn’t make all his money while married to heather, she is not entitled to half his fortune. she only has claim on money he made while married.

  4. Finally Paul got some sense and dumped that publicity seeking bitch. It really didn’t matter what the issue was, that woman would do anything to get her ass out there and let the world know that she cares whether it be land mines or baby seals. We all know you’re rich, and we all know you have too much time on your hands, so quit pretending to be Princess Diana.

  5. once a trollop always a trollop, should we call her ilean?

  6. She may be a mega-mega queen Kahmeehameeha uber gold digging beeoch, but I’m still odddly desiruous of a phuck with her….

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