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Eva Longoria is an Intergalactic Whore
April 6th, 2006Celebrity Gossip
Maxim magazine has placed a 75-by-100-foot vinyl Eva Longoria on the Nevada desert. Disrupting the delicate desert ecosystem, the lad’s mag cover is so large that – as Maxim proclaims – “satellites are able to photograph the image from outer space!” (…An observation that would have been a little more impressive in 1992, before people were able see their neighbor’s jacuzzi from outer space using google earth.) Maxim is staging the publicity stunt to commemorate its 100th issue. The magazine, which was launched in the US in April of 1997, is targeted at the coveted “chronically masturbating frat-boy demographic.” [source]
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7 Comments to “Eva Longoria is an Intergalactic Whore”
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pimpinship
jesus…she is a whore…though not really intergalactic yet, is she?
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lanneeeee
Geez, watch the potty-mouth man
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dawn
potty-mouth?
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Anonymous
Does any one realize that you can see star jones from outerspace without any google technology
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Mr McGuinness
How dare you?! As a chronical masturbater I take great offence at your implication that I wank over FHM. I use Readers Digest.
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Anonymous
FHM? Are you kidding me? We’re talking MAXIM here. It’s got class that FHM could never reach. [rolls eyes]
Just joking kids. Can’t be good for their brand recognition.
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Anonymous
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