Hugh Hefner is an Octogenarian

April 10th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

A spry Hugh Hefner entered his 8th decade of existence yesterday. According to AFP, Hefner celebrated “his 80th birthday in signature style: surrounded by sexy, lingerie-clad bunnies, quaffing champagne and eating caviar.” One of Hugh’s three blond girlfriends, Holly Madison, revealed that while the playboy may be 80, he “has the sexual appetite of a teenager.” …meaning it is fair to assume that the champagne and caviar were laced with Hef’s special blend of erectile dysfunction drugs: three parts Viagra, two parts Levitra, one part Cialis, with just a hint of rhino testicle. [source]

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bucko April 10th, 2006 at 6:13 pm

jesus where can i get that shirt?
machoman April 11th, 2006 at 2:46 am

…the 70’s
Anonymous April 11th, 2006 at 3:04 am

is that silk? I would assume so, as everything hef wears is silk.
ho ho ho April 11th, 2006 at 3:06 am

he slightly resembles my grandfather, except for the diapers.
Ms. Mika April 12th, 2006 at 4:52 pm

I love the last pic with all the ladies surrounding him–so typical–but not really. If you look very closely you will see a sista in the background with a HUGE ass afro!

I love it!

Happy 80th, Hef!

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