According to TMZ, “Ashlee Simpson has turned down a $4 million offer to pose for Playboy.” (…just think of all of the starving children that could have been fed with that money.)

My guess is that by this point in the article you have probably pictured what Ashlee looks like naked. And my guess is that what you pictured far exceeds what she actually looks like naked… Though I must admit I am disappointed I won’t see her in all her airbrushed glory.

But in all seriousness, I think she really should have cashed in on the millions while she still can. Think of how much Britney Spears and Jennifer Love Hewitt could have made before they lost all of their sexual appeal. [source]

*note: the person in the photo is indeed Ashlee Simpson. It’s just that it was taken before she got a nose job… and holy ass-cleavage batman!