This Story Is A Week Old, But I Couldn’t Ignore It – According to reports, Kevin Federline has amassed close to $1.5 Million in the last for months by charging a $25,000 fee to appear at events. I mean my god, do you realize who you could get for that money! He’s a freaking Surreal Lifer, not an ex-president. Hell, for that much you could get AC Slater, Steve Urkel, Mc Hammer, Gary Busey, the entire cast of Grace Under Fire and Gerard Depardieu.

I suppose you could also give the $25,000 to charity. You know, perhaps feed a starving African village for a month… But man, it’s hard to pass up Gerard Depardieu. [source]