RIP MJ!

Here’s one of my favorite Michael Jackson clips from his first performance of Billy Jean (one of the 7 top ten hits from Thriller). Imagine being in the crowd and watching this amazing performance for the first time.

Here’s a clip of Bruno’s appearance on Conan last night. In case you haven’t heard of Bruno yet, he’s a new character by Sacha Baron Cohen (the genius behind Ali G and Borat). The movie comes out July 10th!

Congrats to Amy Holmes! She’s just been named our Douchebag of the Month. You may not know her name, but you probably know her douchebag face and role as the Republican douchebag analyist for CNN. We don’t really know anything substantive about her, and her Wikipedia page is pretty barren, so in leu of any further commentary, please look at the photos.

Do you recognize these mocha dairy pillows? Hint: they won an Academy award in 2002 and are currently in a domestic partnership with a French Canadian.
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You got it: it’s 42-year-old Halle Berry. Work it woman!

***For the latest Halle Berry gossip from every major blog, be sure to visit her page on the Velvet Hot Tub!***

Congratulations Lawrence Harvey Zeiger – better known as Larry King – you’ve been named the Velvet Hot Tub’s Pimp of the month. Because you’re the last man in the world to wear suspenders. Because you’ve been married seven times (twice to the same woman). Because you endorse every movie you see. Because you don’t let the fact that you’re seventy-five years old and likely wearing adult diapers stop you from interviewing Vladimir Putin on one day and psychic Sylvia Browne on the next. You could be divided into four and still be a pimp of the month. We anoint you to the throne.