Aniston Quits Smoking to Annoy Eardrums

April 25th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

Jennifer Aniston has given up smoking in the hopes of singing in a musical, a la Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge. Speaking with reporters, Aniston explained “I have quit the cigs so that I can get my voice in shape.” It seems that the major risk of heart attack, diseases of the respiratory tract, emphysema and cancer were less frightening for the former Friends star than the thought of not being nominated for an academy award. Aniston will now have to figure out how to maintain her trim figure without the aid of tobacco. While exercise is an option, experts are predicting fasting, as it tends to flatter the skin more in photographs. [source]

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Anonymous April 25th, 2006 at 1:45 pm

The only thing that made me quit was getting pregnant (yeah, I quit AFTER. SO sue me.) I’m just sayin’: it’s the only thing in the world that could break my addiction. Singing voice, my fat fanny.
fatback April 26th, 2006 at 11:57 am

She’ll still have coke to keep her thin…
DrDiSaia April 27th, 2006 at 3:26 pm

Are they trying to say that exercise hurts the skin or that she has acne…or both?
Anonymous May 1st, 2006 at 12:05 am

8:26 they are saying that she will further her box office poison acting with box office poison singing (howling?)…

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