Natalie Portman is Nearing Attractiveness

May 10th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

After proving she is a serious actor by shaving her head, Natalie Portman appears on the brink of a return to attractiveness… though right now she still has a little too much of that, ‘I could be a 14 year old Cub Scout’ vibe. [images hollywoodtuna]

While the Velvet Hot Tub is currently unable to certify her as beautiful, she is still likely the sexiest vegetarian on the planet. To Vote for her, go to “Natalie Portman is One Sexy Herbivore.”

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2 Comments to “Natalie Portman is Nearing Attractiveness”

kimbo May 10th, 2006 at 5:55 pm

i’m going to get my haircut tomorrow……and my dad is going to drive me.
k80 May 10th, 2006 at 6:16 pm

was that rj or truck?

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