• Jen-Love Is No Longer Able to Afford a Bra

    scissors
    June 22nd, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

    It’s remarkable how something that should be sexy (i.e. Jennifer Love Hewitt not wearing a bra in public) can be ruined by garbage removal, pants, and a Yoko Ono t-shirt… Still, around 8 years ago when she was a celebrity, I likely would have been turned on.

    On another note: for those of you that don’t rent shitty movies, I thought I would list her last 10 movies*

    1. She Had Brains, A Body, and the Ability to Make Men Love Her.
    2. Streetlight
    3. “Angry Little Girls”

    4. Delgo
    5. In the Game
    6. Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties

    7: Ghost Whisperer

    8. The Magic 7

    9. Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber
    10. A Christmas Carol

    *it’s an outrage she wasn’t nominated for even a single Academy Award. [images from egotastic]

    No Comments   Add a comment

Add a Comment