• World Record For Stretch Marks To Be Set

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    June 21st, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

    It seems that Katie Holmes’ vagina is going to get some thorough exercise in the upcoming years. Speaking with reporters while promoting MI3 in Tokyo, cruise revealed “I always wanted to be a father. I remember my whole life, I wanted to be a father. So I’m hoping maybe I have 10 children.” [source]

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9 Comments to “World Record For Stretch Marks To Be Set”

  1. Somebody needs to medicate Tom Cruise before it’s too late.

  2. Um, I’m pretty sure Tom IS a father already, remember? He’s got 2 adopted kids by Nicole. This proves just now nuts he is. Seriously, how fun is his meltown?

  3. She aint gonna get no stretch marks..the famous have their babys taken out of their armpits these days! Geesh..didnt ya know! Their vaginas are for show only.

  4. I know it’s against the tide, but I’ll always be a Tom Cruise fan. If for no other reason than that he adopted mixed-race children more than a decade ago without holding a press conference to accept accolades for his open- mindedness.

    Besides, I think he’s cute. Especially because he has laugh lines and looks like his childhood pictures.

  5. With all respect to Anonymous above, Tom Cruise was still sane when he adopted his first two children. Now is a different story.

  6. Tom cruise has some serious issues he seriously needs to get help and no affense to any of his fans but who is he to say he wan’t ten kids TEN i mean come on it would be a completely different story if he was the one giving birth

  7. anonymous 8:04 just made me respect tom cruise a little teeny tiny bit. i didn’t know that was possible.

  8. Tom Cruise is a nut and Katie Holmes proves that the Stepford Wife is alive and kicking (well, sorta)

  9. He’s a lunatic, she’s a Stepford wife,
    and I felt like vomiting when I saw him make an ass of himself on Oprah.
    I feel bad for Nicole and his kids.

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