18 Comments to “Jessica Simpson Ensures Her Breasts Will Remain Spectacular Until Death”

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   Anonymous July 27th, 2006 at 7:27 pm

   honey…double d’s are never ever ever perky, nor cute no matter be they 34 or 44…they are heavy and give you bad back aches. And your over bite…sick of it, put a flag over your head and call it patriotic

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   Anonymous July 27th, 2006 at 7:44 pm

   She is an entertainer, certainly not an artist. Please stop giving the Simpsons any more money, folks, or they’ll never go away.

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   Anonymous July 27th, 2006 at 7:45 pm

   Look at what’s showing. What a good Christian whore!

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   Baby July 27th, 2006 at 8:40 pm

   Thats funny….I heard she already had work done to them….a lift….look at goodplasticsurgery.com for the pictures….

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   me July 27th, 2006 at 8:55 pm

   i love the music video - ‘buttons’ by the pussy cat dolls!

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   pigilicous July 27th, 2006 at 9:57 pm

   i love the music video ‘buttons’

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   Anonymous July 28th, 2006 at 2:05 am

   it looks like her nipple is showing in the second picture and if it is, then she probably already has done something to them, because it looks out of place, too high….

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   Anonymous July 28th, 2006 at 4:19 am

   well if her breasts are perky then her nipples will be higher, not facing downwards like old nasty saggy boobs.

   gotta love gravity

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   ladyjo July 28th, 2006 at 6:46 am

   This lady has already went under the knife-She was sagging before and went and got some help.

   http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html

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    Anonymous July 28th, 2006 at 12:32 pm

    ” I’ve always thought Jessica Simpson was popular because she is an amazing songwriter, not because she has exceptionally large tits.”

    Really? I thought it was because she is a life long member of MENSA.

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    Sam July 30th, 2006 at 8:26 am

    Its the same with most of these youg female pop stars.
    They cannot sing, play instruments or write thier own soneg, but they are all VERY FIT.
    thats what sells their records.

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    Anonymous July 30th, 2006 at 1:09 pm

    Agreed Sam-
    Do you think Janis Joplin
    would have a career today?
    I’m thinking no.

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    Anonymous August 1st, 2006 at 5:40 pm

    She’s so pretty and smart,
    I want to be just like her.

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    Anonymous August 1st, 2006 at 6:12 pm

    Please. Did you here what her perv of a father said in people. About how she’s ‘got double Ds! You can’t cover them up!’

    I’m sick of her saying, “I’m such a good Christian!” then galavanting (sp?) around saying, “Look at my perky and cute boobs! Wahoo!”

    I’m not buying her new CD. So there, Jess, take your cute perky boobs and leave!

15. 

    Anonymous August 1st, 2006 at 6:16 pm

    To the person above me:

    She’s not smart. She’s a hypocritical slut.

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    Anonymous August 1st, 2006 at 7:42 pm

    I know,
    but (thanks to MTV) you can no longer just be a good singer, (not that Jessica Simpson is)- you have to be pretty and you need large breasts.
    You need to dress like a whore in your videos to promote yourself. You don’t need to play an instrument, read music, or write lyrics. All you need is an okay singing voice, fake tits and a personal trainer and voila-you have a career.

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    Anonymous August 2nd, 2006 at 7:48 pm

    I can see your nipple.
    Gross.

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    Anonymous February 18th, 2007 at 7:09 am

    Her boobs are real and real big boobs sag without a bra its natural. If she had silicones her boobs would be up her chin.