K-Fed to Join Entourage [Hollyscoop]
Nicole and Brody Longtime Friends [BricksandStones]
Elton John Wants To Try Out Rap [I'm Not Obsessed]
Liv Tyler Pictured Out And About In NY [ICYDK]Hilary & Jess want you to look & smell like them [Hot Momma Drama]

Congratulations to Paris Hilton for managing to sell 75,000 copys of her album in its first week of distribution! Considering the amount is roughly 75 times the number of sexual partners Paris has had, it looks like at least 74,000 people actually bought the album.

Still, being that 500,000 copies of the album have been made, I’ve got to believe that a lot of homeless people will be given a copy of “Paris” come Christmas time at the shelter. [source]

Pamela Anderson Getting a Healthy Drink at “Vitamin Barn” [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston Leaves a Recording Studio [I'm Not Obsessed]
Lindsay’s New BF Does a Body Good [Hollyscoop]
Matt Leinart Having a Baby! [Bricks and Stones]
Morning Cartoons Just Got Sexier [Hot Momma Drama]

Don’t let that hand on her stomach fool you, she’s not pregnant. In fact, she no longer can be… now that the sex change is complete. So scratch those new balls and wear that men’s blazer with pride.

(Oh, and my apologies if I have offended those readers of the hot tub who have/or are undergoing sex reassignment surgery.) [popsugar]

Britney’s Sandwich & Corn Dog Up For Auction [Hot Momma Drama]
Maybe This Is Why Your Daughter Hate’s Ya [ICYDK]
Paris Being Paris in Tokyo [Bricks and Stones]
Let’s Play The Guessing Game [Hollyscoop]
Brittany Murphy Shops At Kitson [INO]

Paris Hilton has reportedly paid $195,000 for a seat on Richard Branson’s Virgin Enterprise rocket into outer space… meaning that for roughly 30 minutes, Paris Hilton will cease to exist on earth.

On a related note, as there are no bathroom facilities on the plane, all passengers will be required to wear adult diapers during the flight… just in case one of them has to take a zero gravity shit. [source]

Guess Who Gives “Bodyguard” A Whole New Meaning? [I'm Not Obsessed]
Hollyscoop Emmy Trend Report [Hollyscoop]
Charlie’s Angels Pay Tribute To Aaron Spelling [Hot Momma Drama]
Britney At Primary Actions And Adwil Agencys Emmy Suite [Bricks & Stones]
Fergie Shopping at Jeffrey In New York [ICYDK]
Jude Law Is Still On Vacation! Not Fair! [Smart]

We all know that Steven Seagal (7th-dan Black Belt in Aikido) is registered as a lethal weapon in 17 states. What we might not be aware of is that he is the best celebrity guitarist in the world. Said the 270 pound pony-tailed actor to Guitar World Magazine, “Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner - they’re not even in my universe… You can’t find another actor who can play guitar as good as me. It’s the truth.” [source]

I’ve already made up my mind that he is second only to Russell Crowe, but feel free to watch the video below and share your opinion.