• Steven Seagal Speaks The Truth

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    August 26th, 2006Verner Von HemmingwayCelebrity Gossip

    We all know that Steven Seagal (7th-dan Black Belt in Aikido) is registered as a lethal weapon in 17 states. What we might not be aware of is that he is the best celebrity guitarist in the world. Said the 270 pound pony-tailed actor to Guitar World Magazine, “Kevin Bacon, Keanu Reeves, Russell Crowe, Kevin Costner - they’re not even in my universe… You can’t find another actor who can play guitar as good as me. It’s the truth.” [source]

    I’ve already made up my mind that he is second only to Russell Crowe, but feel free to watch the video below and share your opinion.

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9 Comments to “Steven Seagal Speaks The Truth”

  1. Well, he’s no Bono,
    but much more talented than K-Fed.

  2. I pressd play hesitantly … and well I survived, not bad, although I did just watch K-fed

  3. Songs from the Crystal Cave? What’s that his Fortress of Solitude? It’s probably where he meditates and thinks up ideas for great movies for himself to star in.

  4. I actually liked it. I was skeptical, because he is beyond the cheesiest celebrity out there!!! Honestly though, it wasnt’t bad!! Maybe this is what he should have always done-since he sucks so bad at acting.

  5. Did anyone notice his hands and his face weren’t in the picture at the same time? Most martial artists hate him because he’s such a phony and egotistical but won’t actually perform in public. I’m pretty sure the guitar thing is all B.S. too

  6. It was alright, better than his acting. I was distracted by the clanging drum thing in the begining, but that finally stopped and the rest of it was……….oh yeah, alright.

  7. I just want to know what’s under his shirt that he is afraid to show! Any ideas

  8. Absaloutely fucking terrible. Utter dogshit, Steven, please die.

  9. Give the guy some credit: He has focus, determination, and drive: and makes way more money than all you people complaining about him: I think he sounds pretty good…..
    The complainers are just jealous geeks….

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