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				Jaime Pressly Bikini Pictures Egotastic!  10 hours, 41 minutes ago, 24 clicks Oh hells yeah! It's about time we got some actually hot celebrity bikini action going on. And even if there isn't much happening in these Jaime Pressly bikini pictures, they're still Jaime Pressly bikini pictures. Of course, I first r...more
				Cheryl Burke wears a bikini again The Superficial  9 hours, 56 minutes ago, 12 clicks Cheryl Burke of ABC's Dancing with the Stars hit the beach with friends Jenny Mccarthy, Jim Carrey and let's say Swamp Thing over the holiday weekend. Cheryl definitely has the ass of a professional ballroom dancer. I think. Okay, you got me:...more
				The Photoshop Awards: Mimi In Elle Magazine Dlisted  7 hours, 3 minutes ago, 1 click We've got two Photoshop Award winners (see below) today! Although, Mimi should really be given some sort of Photoshop lifetime achievement honor. She probably doesn't even know what she really looks like. At this point, they total...more
				Jaime Pressly Poolside Bikini Pictures! God Damn!… The Bastardly  8 hours, 58 minutes ago, 1 click And the Wiki says... Jaime Elizabeth Pressly[1] (born July 30, 1977) is an American Emmy Award-winning actress and model. She currently plays Joy on the NBC sitcom My Name Is Earl. In October 2006, she became engaged to her boy...more
				Lindsay Lohan's Cleavage on Set Celebrity Crunch  9 hours, 51 minutes ago, 1 click When not skulking around with Sam Ronson Lindsay Lohan's been putting in real work time on the set of her film Labor Pains. While not newsworthy in any way, it is the first time in a while we've spotted any Lohan cleavage. Sadly Lindsay has y...more
				Loui Batley of Hollyoaks Does 2009 Bikini Calendar! O… The Bastardly  9 hours, 14 minutes ago, 1 click And the Wiki says... Louie Anne Batley[1][2] (born 2 January 1987 in Chorley, Lancashire) is an English actress best known for her role in Hollyoaks as Sarah Barnes. She attended Rivington Primary School[3] and Westho...more
				Tara Reid is Still Gross I Don't Like You in That Way  11 hours, 55 minutes ago, 2 clicks God knows why Tara Reid insists on wearing bikinis with that skin graft she calls a stomach, but JC Chasez seems to be okay with it. In fact, this is a pretty good picture of these two. I should print it out and frame it. Then I'll put it in betw...more
				Brooke Hogan Bikini Pictures That Are Actually Kinda Almost Se… Egotastic!  19 hours ago, 22 clicks What's this? Could it be? Do my eyes deceive me, or does Brooke Hogan actually look sexy in these bikini photoshoot pictures? I know the joke about her looking like a man is old, and what not, but clich©s are clich©s for a r...more
				Beatrice Borromeo Bikini Pictures From Tuscany!… The Bastardly  12 hours ago, 0 clicks About Beatrice Borromeo (as per The Ghetto Google Translator): Beatrice Borromeo (San Candido, 18 August 1985) is a model and leading Italian television. Descending family Borromeo paternal side, sister Lavinia (wife of John El...more
				Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry go to a Stevie Wonder concert Celebitchy  13 hours ago, 0 clicks Halle Berry, 41, and her boyfriend, French Canadian model Gabriel Aubry, 32, made their first public outing together since the birth of their daughter, Nahla, nearly four months ago. The two attended a Stevie Wonder concert at the Hollywood Bowl in L...more
				Skinny Lindsay Lohan Disses The Girls From “The Hills… Hollywood Back Wash  23 hours ago, 17 clicks The incredibly shrinking Lindsay Lohan (I can’t be the only one who has noticed this) was in full-on diva mode at the 4th of July party at the DKNY Beach House in Malibu. “Were told a clearly bored and annoyed Linds (sans...more
				Mya Harrison Representin' The "Sistahs in a Bikini"… The Bastardly  25 hours ago, 14 clicks More sistahs need to represent, damn it!! Anyway, by far, this is my favorite Mya post---although it's really unfortunate Carson Daly had to be in it......more
				Ma in a bikini The Superficial  33 hours ago, 19 clicks Anyone remember R&B singer Ma? Me either which is why I posted her here in a bikini. That way you can remember Ma all over again. But, this time, more assier. It's like Christmas* in July! YAY!!! *Or Chanukah, Kwan...more
				Sandra Bullock Bikini Pictures Hollywood Tuna  35 hours ago, 36 clicks Heres Sandra Bullock hiding her lower half while wearing a bikini with her husband Jesse James. You guys probably know Jesse as the motorcycle dude but I know him as porn star Janine Lindemulders ex husband. So youre probably thinking, how in the wor...more