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				Bastardly Lady of the Day - Kelly The Bastardly  Jun 25 '08, 8 clicks Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for? First would be Lindsay Lohan, because there's just something about her that screams sex and makes me want to ravage her. Then, in no particular order, Kate Bekinsale, Freja Erichsen, Monica Be...more
				Flashback: Elisha Cuthbert @ 2001 Teen Choice Awards The Bastardly  Jun 20 '08, 9 clicks And the Wiki says... Elisha Ann Cuthbert (born November 30, 1982) is a Canadian actress. Cuthbert is known as the former co-host of the Canadian children's television series Popular Mechanics for Kids, and for her role as Kim Bauer i...more
				Old Man to Elisha: I've Fallen and I Can't Get Up… TMZ  May 28 '08, 15 clicks Things got downright bloody when Elisha Cuthbert tried to leave Mr. Chow last night. The pap calamity around Cuthbert's exit quickly shifted when an old timer ate it -- and smacked his head on the valet sign. It was a nasty sight, but par...more
				Morning Links I'm Not Obsessed  May 28 '08, 15 clicks Victoria Beckham takes Cruz shopping and then out to lunch at the Pink Taco. He is too cute!!! Check out what my cyber friends are writing about. What happened to Lil' Kim's original face?!? (D-listed) Pete...more
				Elisha Cuthbert is Topless... Technically Egotastic!  May 23 '08, 33 clicks Okay, you don't really see much besides a whole lot of side boob, but technically, Elisha Cuthbert is topless in this outtake from Elisha's spread in the May issue of Maxim Magazine, and that's good enough for me. Besides, this is probabl...more
				Maxim Hot 100 Pictures Celebrity Crunch  May 22 '08, 13 clicks Maxim's Annual Hot 100 List is out, which apparently makes the perfect excuse to throw a party and invite hot chicks. Who would have guessed. Yeah, I know poor Jenna is past her prime but she made a good banner pict. You can hit the full post her...more
				Exercises in Pointlessness: Maxim Releases Hot 100 of 2008 Evil Beet Gossip  May 14 '08, 39 clicks Heading up this year’s list: America Ferrera! And Chelsea Clinton is #2! And I just barely snuck in there at the #3 spot! No, I’m kidding. I’m actually at #15. Whatever. The real #1 is supermodel Marisa M...more
				Redundant Webster's Is My Bitch  May 14 '08, 20 clicks Maxim's Hot 100 List debuted today, and the results somehow manage to be even less surprising and gratifying than receiving a Santa Claus sweater with buttons on the shoulder from your Great Aunt Edna at Christmas. Not that I expect much from a m...more
				Elisha Cuthbert's last day in a bikini (Promised mysel… The Superficial  May 09 '08, 37 clicks These are the last shots of Elisha Cuthbert's Hawaiian getaway with her hockey player boyfriend Puck Puckerton. I was getting used to enjoying Elisha in a bikini at the end of every day. It was sort of magical, you know? Like seeing the Auror...more
				Elisha Cuthbert is like heaven in a bikini - with boobs, a… The Superficial  May 08 '08, 44 clicks Elisha Cuthbert continues her Hawaiian vacation with her boyfriend Guy I Hate Because He's Not Me. As I've learned from you, astute readers, Elisha is Canadian. Does that mean she's ineligible for the Congressional Medal of Honor? Bec...more
				Celebrity Butts All Around Cityrag  May 08 '08, 66 clicks It's been an ass-tastic week! Too many to smack, so we're shaking it down to the best... Jennifer Aniston's Ass vs. Elisha Cuthbert's Ass! click to enlarge... Cuthbert or Aniston, Aniston or Cuthbert... just pick one. Pr...more
				Even More Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures Egotastic!  May 08 '08, 37 clicks Elisha Cuthbert is the gift that keeps on giving this week. Yes, this is the fourth Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures post this week, but if you've got a problem with that, you're probably on the wrong website. Today, we've got Elisha in a ...more
				Elisha Cuthbert Nipple Slip?… Egotastic!  May 07 '08, 78 clicks I'm not sure exactly what's going on here, but it's possible that there might be an Elisha Cuthbert nipple slip in here somewhere. It looks like all Elisha's underwater activity may have led to a minor wardrobe malfunction, but she ma...more
				This is Disappointing What Would Tyler Durden Do  May 07 '08, 34 clicks Elisha Cuthbert and dopey boyfriend Dion Phaneuf are still in Hawaii but these pictures from day 2 are more than a little disappointing.  She’s only 25 but her ass is a mess.  This of course means she will never get to know the pleasu...more